AND THAT ANON WAS ME! DR. MOBIUS! HEY YES MAN, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE TROLL!?!? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I…I don’t really know! I find it all very confusing! I….I JUST LIKE TAVROS!
What about GAMZEE? Or perhaps FEFERI? And is your favorite kid JOHN? How about those ALPHA KIDS? MWAAAAHAHAHA! I will not accost you with random pages you don’t understand!
Yes! John! I do like him too! He seems very positive! Uh…. I actually didn’t read that far, I am sorry! The Old World internet has a vast variety of information that distracts me from reading that….delightful comic!
Oh, are you wasting your time on Wikipedia again? I’ve told you scores of times, a lot of the things on that site are blatant LIES! And what’s the other one you like so much? TV Scopes? Stop that! Homestuck is a much more titillating read. I will build troll horns for you to wear.
I wouldn’t call it wasting time! Where else could I learn about an alternate timeline version of Benny! But if you want me to stop, I will!
And oh, you shouldn’t have! Really!