AND THAT ANON WAS ME! DR. MOBIUS! HEY YES MAN, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE TROLL!?!? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I…I don’t really know! I find it all very confusing! I….I JUST LIKE TAVROS!
What about GAMZEE? Or perhaps FEFERI? And is your favorite kid JOHN? How about those ALPHA KIDS? MWAAAAHAHAHA! I will not accost you with random pages you don’t understand!
Yes! John! I do like him too! He seems very positive! Uh…. I actually didn’t read that far, I am sorry! The Old World internet has a vast variety of information that distracts me from reading that….delightful comic!
Oh, are you wasting your time on Wikipedia again? I’ve told you scores of times, a lot of the things on that site are blatant LIES! And what’s the other one you like so much? TV Scopes? Stop that! Homestuck is a much more titillating read. I will build troll horns for you to wear.
I wouldn’t call it wasting time! Where else could I learn about an alternate timeline version of Benny! But if you want me to stop, I will!
And oh, you shouldn’t have! Really!An Old World thing called a BOOK, maybe. I know you can turn pages with those claws! And it’s too late! I already have! I’ll even make some for your courier friends so they don’t feel left out.
I would have to spend time finding the correct book! But we’ll see what I can do!
GEE! You’re fast…unless you already had them pre-made. And for the Couriers too? Wow. You’re so generous!
A simple pair of orange horns aren’t hard to make in comparison to roboscorpions and the SINK. It’s no trouble at all! All your little friends can join us in our merriment, so long as they don’t feel the need to skip over my dialogue and shoot me… Wait… Eh? Nevermind.
(Source: askyesman)
