May62012

sincerelyhun:

ask-drmobius:

sincerelyhun:

ask-drmobius started following you

Row: Mobius! *jumps on*

*Mobius uses his remaining eye monitor to look at the one she broke off on impact sadly* Oh… Well. Well that’s alright, it can be repaired. I’m sure. Yes. 

*gasps loudly* Oh my gosh, Mobius! I didn’t mean to do that! Here, I can fix it! *grabs the monitor and starts poking it in the slot a few times, hoping it works*

Er…. hm… Believe me, I’ve attempted that before and it just doesn’t work. If you’d be so kind as to grab me a roll of duct tape so I can take care of this?

March262012

robertedwinhouse:

Someone is using data on my network again.

Dr. Borous needed bandwidth to feed his Neopets. I’m terribly sorry.

March192012
March182012
7PM

Best Friends in Science

Communications with Big Mountain were often scarce. A place left truly to its own devices by the harsh desert, perhaps because it was more fearsome than even the Mojave, few dared enter. Those to wander in by mistake did not typically leave, and if they did, they did not do so with their organs fully intact. The so-called “gods of Big Mountain” made sure of that. A group of five, all of whom have long since forgotten the value of morality and humanity, dead set on the pursuit of their own distorted branch of science. The doctors were constantly hard at work, slaving away over bizarre contraptions and ruthless lobotomies. Even the gods have something to fear, however; just across the crater they called home was a former comrade, supposedly driven mad by his own creations. In a zone he himself dubbed “forbidden,” he sends upon them scores of intelligence draining robo-scorpions and other such terrors. They dare not leave the sanctity of their Think Tank, lest they be attacked by his minions. 

This is precisely the way he wants it. Dr. Mobius would rather they stay right where they are, even if they are forced there by fear. Better than unleashing them upon the unsuspecting wasteland; Lord knows what horrors they would let loose there, without the barriers of Big Mountain to keep them at bay. They’re just fine where they are, under the illusion that there is nothing beyond the crater, and he is fine where he is, in his dome, away from their shenanigans and away from the general population of the desert. He has plenty to occupy his time with, and yet he still feels those pangs of loneliness every now and again. Exiled of his own volition from his colleagues, Dr. Mobius spends a vast majority of his time alone. Robo-scorpions do not make the best company, unfortunately. The few visitors he has received were always a welcome reprieve to his self-induced solitude, but lately, there have been none. It has been quite a while since the meddlesome courier has shown their face in the Forbidden Zone. Plagued not with worry, but sadness, Mobius glides across the floor of his laboratory, waiting for them to reappear, hoping they’ll want a Mentat, or to have a nice conversation with him again. They weren’t even kind enough to leave their brain with him when they left. Just as he is about to surrender all hope that they’ll reappear, an unfamiliar signal begins to hassle his terminals. Someone is trying to contact him from outside of Big Mountain. It is with great caution that he allows the signal access to his communication device. It is with less caution, more amusement, that he foregoes the pre-recorded messages for once. He will allow the mysterious source to speak first, watching the monitor in silence.

March82012

tribal-waitress:

plan9sinplace:

Good evening!

tribal-waitress:

How are you?

Wonderful! Eh, except for one thing. How did I get here? Where am I? Who are you, who are all of these people? Ehm… hm… Oh, where are my manners! Hello there! Yes, that’s mannerly. Hello. 

Hello sir! Can I get you anything?

No, no thank you! I couldn’t drink it if I wanted to, regardless. Hahaha… Ahhhh, I’m still not entirely certain how I got here. *pokes functioning screen out closer to her face* I seem to have… eh, wandered out of the crater, somehow… Must have been searching for places to write down more of my equations. *A trail of scribbles follows behind the floating brain in a jar, indicating the direction he came from* What’s the name of this place? What goes on here? Hrmmm.

(Source: thatdelicatepresence, via thatdelicatepresence)

March72012

OOPS

(( I am so good at reblogging, I do it three times! MY BAD. XD ))

7PM
February282012
nogodsnomastersjustyes:

plan9sinplace:

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

plan9sinplace:

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

plan9sinplace:

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

plan9sinplace:

AND THAT ANON WAS ME! DR. MOBIUS! HEY YES MAN, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE TROLL!?!? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I…I don’t really know! I find it all very confusing! I….I JUST LIKE TAVROS!

What about GAMZEE? Or perhaps FEFERI? And is your favorite kid JOHN? How about those ALPHA KIDS? MWAAAAHAHAHA! I will not accost you with random pages you don’t understand! 

Yes! John! I do like him too! He seems very positive! Uh…. I actually didn’t read that far, I am sorry! The Old World internet has a vast variety of information that distracts me from reading that….delightful comic!

Oh, are you wasting your time on Wikipedia again? I’ve told you scores of times, a lot of the things on that site are blatant LIES! And what’s the other one you like so much? TV Scopes? Stop that! Homestuck is a much more titillating read. I will build troll horns for you to wear.

I wouldn’t call it wasting time! Where else could I learn about an alternate timeline version of Benny! But if you want me to stop, I will!And oh, you shouldn’t have! Really!

An Old World thing called a BOOK, maybe. I know you can turn pages with those claws! And it’s too late! I already have! I’ll even make some for your courier friends so they don’t feel left out. 

I would have to spend time finding the correct book! But we’ll see what I can do!GEE! You’re fast…unless you already had them pre-made. And for the Couriers too? Wow. You’re so generous!

A simple pair of orange horns aren’t hard to make in comparison to roboscorpions and the SINK. It’s no trouble at all! All your little friends can join us in our merriment, so long as they don’t feel the need to skip over my dialogue and shoot me… Wait… Eh? Nevermind.

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

plan9sinplace:

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

plan9sinplace:

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

plan9sinplace:

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

plan9sinplace:

AND THAT ANON WAS ME! DR. MOBIUS! HEY YES MAN, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE TROLL!?!? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I…I don’t really know! I find it all very confusing! I….I JUST LIKE TAVROS!

What about GAMZEE? Or perhaps FEFERI? And is your favorite kid JOHN? How about those ALPHA KIDS? MWAAAAHAHAHA! I will not accost you with random pages you don’t understand! 

Yes! John! I do like him too! He seems very positive! Uh…. I actually didn’t read that far, I am sorry! The Old World internet has a vast variety of information that distracts me from reading that….delightful comic!

Oh, are you wasting your time on Wikipedia again? I’ve told you scores of times, a lot of the things on that site are blatant LIES! And what’s the other one you like so much? TV Scopes? Stop that! Homestuck is a much more titillating read. I will build troll horns for you to wear.

I wouldn’t call it wasting time! Where else could I learn about an alternate timeline version of Benny! But if you want me to stop, I will!
And oh, you shouldn’t have! Really!

An Old World thing called a BOOK, maybe. I know you can turn pages with those claws! And it’s too late! I already have! I’ll even make some for your courier friends so they don’t feel left out. 

I would have to spend time finding the correct book! But we’ll see what I can do!
GEE! You’re fast…unless you already had them pre-made. And for the Couriers too? Wow. You’re so generous!

A simple pair of orange horns aren’t hard to make in comparison to roboscorpions and the SINK. It’s no trouble at all! All your little friends can join us in our merriment, so long as they don’t feel the need to skip over my dialogue and shoot me… Wait… Eh? Nevermind.

(Source: askyesman)

Hmmm 

2PM
nogodsnomastersjustyes:

plan9sinplace:

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

plan9sinplace:

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

plan9sinplace:

AND THAT ANON WAS ME! DR. MOBIUS! HEY YES MAN, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE TROLL!?!? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I…I don’t really know! I find it all very confusing! I….I JUST LIKE TAVROS!

What about GAMZEE? Or perhaps FEFERI? And is your favorite kid JOHN? How about those ALPHA KIDS? MWAAAAHAHAHA! I will not accost you with random pages you don’t understand! 

Yes! John! I do like him too! He seems very positive! Uh…. I actually didn’t read that far, I am sorry! The Old World internet has a vast variety of information that distracts me from reading that….delightful comic!

Oh, are you wasting your time on Wikipedia again? I’ve told you scores of times, a lot of the things on that site are blatant LIES! And what’s the other one you like so much? TV Scopes? Stop that! Homestuck is a much more titillating read. I will build troll horns for you to wear.

I wouldn’t call it wasting time! Where else could I learn about an alternate timeline version of Benny! But if you want me to stop, I will!And oh, you shouldn’t have! Really!

An Old World thing called a BOOK, maybe. I know you can turn pages with those claws! And it’s too late! I already have! I’ll even make some for your courier friends so they don’t feel left out. 

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

plan9sinplace:

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

plan9sinplace:

nogodsnomastersjustyes:

plan9sinplace:

AND THAT ANON WAS ME! DR. MOBIUS! HEY YES MAN, WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE TROLL!?!? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I…I don’t really know! I find it all very confusing! I….I JUST LIKE TAVROS!

What about GAMZEE? Or perhaps FEFERI? And is your favorite kid JOHN? How about those ALPHA KIDS? MWAAAAHAHAHA! I will not accost you with random pages you don’t understand! 

Yes! John! I do like him too! He seems very positive! Uh…. I actually didn’t read that far, I am sorry! The Old World internet has a vast variety of information that distracts me from reading that….delightful comic!

Oh, are you wasting your time on Wikipedia again? I’ve told you scores of times, a lot of the things on that site are blatant LIES! And what’s the other one you like so much? TV Scopes? Stop that! Homestuck is a much more titillating read. I will build troll horns for you to wear.

I wouldn’t call it wasting time! Where else could I learn about an alternate timeline version of Benny! But if you want me to stop, I will!
And oh, you shouldn’t have! Really!

An Old World thing called a BOOK, maybe. I know you can turn pages with those claws! And it’s too late! I already have! I’ll even make some for your courier friends so they don’t feel left out. 

(Source: askyesman)

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